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Hitting Coffee Works before VeloCodger
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"I say there laddie... yer mommie wouldn't buy you a bigger camera? Back
in my day we had ggrreat biggg press cameras... A real man's camera. That it was."
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Oh yeah, this is a really organized bunch.
Pat, Michael, Bob (wheelie in the back), Tim, and Steve
(Luther and Turner taking pics)
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Velo Bozo Quartet singing "Oh What a Beautiful Morning"
We made $3.28 (payoff to shut up)
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Hi Dorothy... yeah... uhh... I'll be home in a while...
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Knock it off! The Conductor already said not to thrown anything...
45 going on 7 (years)
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"Sez here he rode a 55-19 all the way up the Stelvio"
"Tim, I don't think so. I rode that same hill in a 53-19 while smoking a cigarette."
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"Check out this stereo pic of those poor county workers we passed on the
ride downtown."
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"I hate to admit it but I think you're right...
we're going in the wrong freakin' direction.
Quick! Someone go pull the e-brake lever..."
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We arrived at the Museum of
California in Oakland right on schedule. First stop? Restrooms! Next? Re-fill
the bladders with more coffee.

10am, Bob D. goes for instant Velo Bozo membership by
having a beer at the museum. Even grizzled VB members are impressed.
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An english bike even
eddy respects...
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on-demand all wheel drive!
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"crazy mother f***ers" was mumbled more than once...
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"I must have that bike!"
We coined the term "Uhlergize" in this room. It was fun having Steve
...well...uhlergize about all the technical aspects of the weirder bikes.
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The purpose of this device doesn't live up to the appearance
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At least 10 kilos of dope and two tanks of acetylene to create this weirdness
on machine to upper left.
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